tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14651804887707954332024-02-19T01:43:47.056-05:00Maldonado Over EverythingIt is our mission at "Maldonado Over Everything" to point out the right and wrong with the Blue Jays, their fans, and the media. And if we fail at that then we’ll just write some shit on the Jays.Razzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09290145448748153659noreply@blogger.comBlogger89125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-13283502004593840332008-07-31T13:34:00.003-04:002008-07-31T14:45:37.199-04:00Jason Bay to the Jays?From RotoWorld. The Blue Jays are making a run at Jason Bay, according to ESPN's Jayson Stark: The Pirates would likely want Travis Snider or a package including Adam Lind and Brett Cecil in return for Bay. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is hearing that the Rays are now out of the mix for Bay.<br /><br />Bay is a 900 OPS guy. And I'd trade him for Lind if I thought there was chance in hell this team would do anything this year. But they won't, and he has bum knees (I think). I guess you could still do it and go for it in 2009, but I say no, it's clear to me that with the inevitable loss or AJ and McG on the DL, and Litsch fall from grace, that next year will be more of the same.<br /><br />Youth and hope should be our goal. (BTW my days with the Jays are over if we trade Snider, he's the hope. Maybe a true Superstar hitter.)<br /><br />**********<br /><br />ROTOWORLD UPDATE: According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the Jays' bid for Jason Bay consisted of one phone call in which the Pirates asked for something so excessive that no further talks were needed: Shaun Marcum and Travis Snider? The Rays might be the only team with a chance of landing Bay at this late dateCanatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289045953266238058noreply@blogger.com45tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-857211583027910822008-07-31T10:14:00.002-04:002008-07-31T10:29:50.012-04:00Hey JP, do your job!If the trade deadline comes and goes with AJ Burnett still on our roster, JP should be summarily dismissed for negligence. Again.<br /><br />This may be the best opportunity we've had in years to improve the team's future in one quick strike, and it must be taken.<br /><br />This season is going nowhere - the last two days were probably a blessing in that they pushed aside any lingering belief that these guys could get the job done. The reasons to trade AJ now are so obvious that it's scarcely necessary to set them out, but here we go:<br /><br />- AJ's value should be sky high at the moment. There are a number of teams that will see themselves as one starter from a playoff push, and AJ is likely the best available. Plus his last month has been so good that he'll have seduced many GMs into believing he's a true star (full disclosure: he's not).<br /><br />- AJ is gone at the end of the year. 0% doubt. If we don't trade him and he ends up exercising his option to stay with us for two more seasons, I will walk through downtown Toronto on a selected winter day wearing nothing but an Eckstein jersey. Get something for him now.<br /><br />- we are NOT making the playoffs this year. We got all excited about being 6.5 back, ignoring two fundamental facts: (1) 6.5 behind 4 teams is very different from 6.5 behind one team, and<br />(2) our team is not good enough to make the kind of sustained run required to get over the hump. We've been average all year, mostly because we're average. That's not gonna change because the fans really, really wish it would (sorry for turning into Canate here).<br /><br />- the cupboard is still relatively bare. Notwithstanding some encouraging signs on the farm, we are largely devoid of future stars. It's probably too much to expect a Bartolo Colon sort of deal, but a semi-competent GM should be able to flip AJ for at least one or two serious prospects. It remains to be seen what an utterly incompetent GM can do.<br /><br />I have serious concerns about whether JP will pull the trigger today - he wants to keep his job, and would love nothing more than a strong second half push that gets us to the usual 87 wins, so that he can convince his brain-dead boss that we're almost there. Don't do it, JP - we all think you've messed up your lines for years now, and you'll be ridden out of town on a rail at season's end, no matter what. Do yourself a favour and set your legacy up now, so that six years from now we can say "man, that JP sure did suck, but at least he made that one great deal back on July 31, 2008 that was the catalyst for this great run of four consecutive World Series. Thanks JP!"Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-59656376683785008232008-07-29T11:39:00.002-04:002008-07-29T12:06:15.986-04:00The Lazarus ProjectWe rise again. By "we" I'm referring to MOE, not the Jays. The Jays are still out of it, despite their modest success of late. Right? But if we take two more from Tampa.....<br /><br />Here's why this team drives me crazy. We have a +36 run differential, pretty much equivalent to Tampa (+37) and the Janquis (+42). BP's 3rd-order wins would have us at 59-48, which isn't bad. So have we just been unlucky? I can't quite buy it. I look at this roster and just don't see a contender. But if Lind (now at a sweet .311/.339/.529) had taken some of the 260 PAs that have gone to Wilkerson and Mench (both at .680 OPS), we might have had another couple of wins and be in the thick of this thing. God, J.P.'s an idiot.<br /><br />I disagree with Canate on a few points. I think Cito has done well. Who gives a shit about batting order? It means almost nothing. He's done a much better job with the pen than Gibbons, that master of the mid-inning pitching change. I can actually watch the 7th and 8th innings of Jays games now, or could, if I didn't hate the team.<br /><br />I think it's a little optimistic to talk about moving Hill to short when right now he's lying in a dark room next to Al Toon wondering if he's ever going to see the field again. Assuming he does, the evidence is that he's an average shortstop and great second baseman. Why downgrade a position of strength? Because Joe Inglett hit well for a couple of months? That's madness. For all the rhetoric, shortstop has not been a significant weakness for us this year (in fact, Eckstein and Scutaro have outhit Hill). One of the main reasons we're still somewhere on the outer limits of possible contention, despite down seasons from almost all our supposed good hitters, is that we've had one major upgrade: moving the majority of the PMoD's at-bats to a couple of guys who actually resemble major-league hitters. McDonald looks good out there, but you can't win if he's your starting shortstop. Cito's one worrying tendency, in my eyes, has been to start McDonald a few times a week. That has to stop.<br /><br />Rolen's been awful at the plate the last six weeks. Can he be done at 33? He's still lovely in the field, so I would think not. His athleticism is still there. Let's not forget, he was a better hitter over his career than Glaus before '08.<br /><br />Losing McGowan would hurt, but let's wait to see who we get in the off-season, whether Janssen is coming back from his injury, and whether we get a new GM before we talk about our hopes being crapped on for '09. Take it easy, Canate.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-32361408853897710412008-07-29T11:07:00.006-04:002008-07-29T12:01:00.624-04:00My pessimism is not dead. It will never die.All I ask is for effort.<br /><br />I have failed myself again.<br /><br />Sorry loyal MOE reader. Canate hasn't given anything to this Blog for months. That's going to change right here, right now. I'm working this Eckstein style (low skill, hard nosed, and Caucasian!)<br /><br />In lieu of a plan for this post. Here are some quick hits:<br /><br />CITO. Why not. I forgot why I disliked him so in the 90s. Okay, his batting line-up was suspect. But who cares if Devo lead off, or if Joe Carter batted 4th. Joe Carter got RBIs and Devo scored runs. We could use both on this team. He may have left Sean Green to often rot. But Adam Lind is ...<br /><br />LIND. The kid can hit. Who knew. Who could have predicted. It's amazing the Jays fished this career minor leaguer and got him to flourish ... Oh wait ....<br /><br />INGLETT. The kid can hit. Who knew. Who could have predicted. It's amazing the Jays fished this career minor leaguer and got him to flourish at 2B. With a still gapping hole at SS, I vote that Hill (if he's back next year) moves to SS, and Inglett takes over the two-bag with Scutaro and McD on the Bench.<br /><br />ROLEN. Ughhhh. But he's healthy right? Is he done, or just off? Let's discuss.<br /><br />RIOS. If I had immunity and a gun he may not have left the game in Anaheim, which I was watching live. All the skill in the world, and seemingly diminishing focus. If he only had Eck's will power, focus, and skin tone. (New readers may excuse my apparent racism for satire. I get the New Yorker so I understand satire.)<br /><br />McGOWAN. This is devastating. TJ surgery a couple years ago. And now a labrum. Sorry guys, he won't be pitching for the Jays effectively in 2009. This teams hope just got crapped on.<br /><br />MARCUM. I hope he's not pitching hurt.<br /><br />AND J.P. RICCIARDI... He's very elegant. And I like elegant GM's. But I don't want to deal with his issues. He's got to go. For all the reason's we know, but also because I'm giving this team one calendar year, almost to the day (2009 trade deadline) to compete to win the AL or we blow this sucker up Oakland A's style. J.P doesn't have the job security to rebuild, so we'll need a new GM who can deal and wait. THE CHAMPIONSHIP PLAN will be my continuing opus over the next year. I shall try to develop a blue print to a Jays 2011 Banner. Get ready... THE PLAN IS COMINGCanatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17289045953266238058noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-55422720328742447012008-06-19T21:00:00.000-04:002008-06-19T21:01:52.727-04:00My Face is on Fire!<!-- Altering or removing this link is a breach of the Vizu Terms and Conditions --><div style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:10px;height:20px;text-align:center;width:160px;margin:0;padding:0;"><a href="http://www.vizu.com" target="_blank"><span style="color:#999;text-decoration:underline;font-size:10px;">Opinion Polls</span></a><span style="color:#999;"> & </span><a href="http://answers.vizu.com/market-research.htm" target="_blank"><span style="color:#999;text-decoration:underline;font-size:10px;">Market Research</span></a></div><embed src="http://wp.vizu.com/vizu_poll.swf" quality="high" scale="noscale" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="160" height="756" name="vizu_poll" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" FlashVars="js=false&pid=100838&ad=false&vizu=true&links=true&mainBG=000000&questionText=FFFF99&answerZoneBG=CCCCFF&answerItemBG=CCCCFF&answerText=000000&voteBG=9966CC&voteText=000000"></embed>Irvinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04693791728608028619noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-65537479326965780752008-06-15T00:21:00.003-04:002008-06-15T00:24:04.243-04:00Earth to JP: We Need Tough GuysI came across this quote in ESPN Magazine:<br /><br />One AL East player on the Blue Jays: "They have the most talent in our division, but they don't know how to win. They have too many nice guys and no real tough guy."<br /><br />On another note, welcome back to TO - Reed!Irvinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04693791728608028619noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-78103848116555963372008-06-06T17:52:00.002-04:002008-06-06T18:08:02.943-04:00Wells Back Soon; Who Should We Drop?Will Carroll <a href="http://baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=7626">reports</a> that V-Dub should be back in about a week, well ahead of schedule. Who gets sent down or out? The candidates include Wilkerson, Mench, and Inglett, and I suppose a case could be made for getting rid of any of them.<br /><br />But Wilkerson's made some nice defensive plays, including in the 8th inning of yesterday's heart-breaker, and his bat seems to be coming around (.400/.478/.550 over the last week). Mench has done nothing, but I'm not willing to write him off after 40 PAs. He's got a history of crushing lefties and we need a platoon partner for Stairs. Even Inglett has some value in terms of defensive versatility.<br /><br />That leaves Shannon Stewart. He plays a single position, LF, and that very badly. Over almost 200 PAs he's batting .249/.335/.314. Those are brutal numbers from a corner spot. Looking back, he hasn't had a useful offensive season since 2004 (when he hit .304/.380/.447 in 92 games for the Twins). For some reason I supported the signing in the off-season, but I'm completely at a loss as to why at this point. Let's cut the weakest member of the roster and move on.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-60140191078647719282008-05-30T09:13:00.003-04:002008-05-30T10:26:46.097-04:00The Angels Are Mediocre (Let's Win This Series)I woke up this morning to an email exchange amongst the hacks about what we should expect from this series. I think it's fair to say that the underlying assumptions were that the Angels are a very good team, and that we'd be lucky to take two in Anaheim.<br /><br />Now anything can happen in a three-game series, so I'm not predicting anything, but I don't think the Angels are a team to be feared. They're 32-23 and playing well of late (7-3 over their past 10), but look more closely at the <a href="http://www.baseballprospectus.com/statistics/standings.php">numbers</a>. When luck's taken out of the equation, they've played worse offensively and have had significantly poorer pitching than the Jays. BP's third-order wins has them at 26-29, and us at 33-23 (that's second-best in the league, just behind Boston). The Angels' outfield situation rivals ours in its feebleness: between Garret Anderson and Gary Matthews, they've given up 450 PAs to a pair of guys who haven't got a .310 OBP. Casey Kotchman and Chone Figgins are the only really good offensive players they have right now, with Torii Hunter being decent (of course, we can't expect Vlad to continue to struggle like this, and he hit well against the Jays in the last series).<br /><br />We need Marcum to put on a show and one of Burnett or McGowan to come through. Let's win two and get into Yankee stadium with some momentum (although momentum, of course, doesn't exist).Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-38946903804339240612008-05-29T10:50:00.004-04:002008-05-29T13:28:07.419-04:00Random VariationThe hacks here at MOE were <a href="http://maldonadoovereverything.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-hard-luck-story.html">this close to swallowing rat poison earlier this month</a> (Canate, off in Japan, would have committed hari-kari), when the Jays rallied for three runs to tie the Rays in the 9th, only to squander a leadoff triple from Rios in the 10th and go on to lose. At that point, it would have been far more reasonable to succumb to the blackest despair than to press on. I hated Gibbons, J.P., half our roster, and most of all myself.<br /><br />But lo and behold, we've started to win the close ones. Last night LeRoy, pitching as well as he's ever done (he leads the majors in IP and the league in Ks), was his awesome self, and we scrapped out a 2-1 victory. We're 5-1 in our last six one-run games (9-10 in such games and 3-3 in extras on the season). Frank Thomas has taken his 1.000 OPS with Oakland to the D.L., having suffered leg injuries. We've taken our lumps; is Vishnu now smiling on us?Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-29186597451502025372008-05-28T11:14:00.002-04:002008-05-28T11:34:57.080-04:00Snider's on His WayThe Jays promoted the 20 year-old from Florida to the Eastern League in April, after he opened the season hitting .279/.333/.557 in Dunedin. Snider struggled at first in AA, batting .125/.282/.125 over 40 PAs in April. Noted Jay-hater Keith Law said that this was another instance of Blue Jay management not knowing its ass from its elbow (I paraphrase), and that the kid had been promoted much too quickly, and for no reason.<br /><br />Well, it turned out that Snider has been battling some minor injuries (that's why he's been kept out of the field). But he's also managed to hit .343 over his last 10 games, has batted .293/.385/.609 in May, and is up to .250/.358/.484 overall in AA after that horrendous start. He's also the youngest guy on the roster by two years, and (without checking) must be one of the youngest players in the entire Eastern League. I am a believer.<br /><br />Some of the faithful at <a href="http://www.battersbox.ca/article.php?story=20080527084439419">Battersbox</a> have been discussing when Snider will arrive in the majors. If he keeps this up, we'll see him in September, and he could be up to stay by next summer. Given that we've been playing has-beens and utility infielders in the OF corners, I'm pretty excited about the upgrade.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-88164021101555992352008-05-22T17:48:00.004-04:002008-05-22T18:47:20.081-04:00Luck you, you lucky luck!I apologize for the apathy concerning MOE’s. No, it’s not nervousness over the big day Friday, it has more to do with that cocksucker <a href=http://blog.rogersbroadcasting.com/mikewilner> Mike Wilner </a> ruining my baseball watching experience. How the hell am I supposed to get excited for baseball if I believe that the final outcome is pretty much luck. That’s right, luck, no more, no less. That is what Wilner has been preaching for a while now and while I believed him at first, I am beginning to think that he is wrong. It won't be this first time Wilner is wrong - I remember some years ago Canate calling into the FAN concerned with Hinske's D at third, only to be told it was not an issue by Wilner.<br /> <br />Anyway, back to the point. As I watched Matt Stairs and Alex Rios take fastballs right down the middle for strike three my first reaction was not “unlucky” but “stupid fucking cunts”. When I watched Alex Rios not advance to second on a passed ball, unlucky was the farthest thing from my mind. So why are we, the Jays fan base, trying to say they are unlucky when in fact they are not? Because we are ignorant fucks worse than Dick Griffin. What the Jays are, if you feel you have to categorize them, is mediocre.<br /><br />There is a good discussion going on at <a href=http://www.battersbox.ca/article.php?story=20080522074020660> Batters Box</a> about the averageness of the Jays. One Dude brings up a pretty good point of how Alex Rios is the only player on the team that is doing significantly less than we should expect. The frat boys at <a href=http://drunkjaysfans.blogspot.com/> DJF </a> raise the issue as well. Hmm, that’s a kind of scary thought, right? The Jays are not actually playing way below expectation? So what should we expect when Alex Rios starts hitting like he can and Shaun Marcum stops his Greg Maddux impression? Probably the team we have now, a .500, mediocre team. <br /><br />How does the team get better? I’ll start with the pitching because I believe, as of right now, it is good enough to be a playoff calibre pitching staff. Next year, there is one major piece missing in AJ Burnett, and although we can not realistically expect one of David Purcey, Brett Cecil, Davis Romero, Brandon League, or (hopefully!!) Casey Janssen to fill Burnett’s shoes, I think of this group they can adequately give us a solid MLB starter for 2009. <br /><br />The offence is a whole other issue. For what they add offensively and defensively Wells, Rios, Rolen and Hill are position players on a MLB playoff team. If Overbay can put up a .850 OPS and provide his solid glove work he makes the cut (barely). I don’t know where to put Matt Stairs, but a strict platoon with Kevin Mench should give pretty solid DH numbers. That leaves three players, and three positions in need. An average team (like the Jays are this year) has an average to below average 7-8-9 hitters. A good team has an average to below average 8-9 hitters. A very good team has only one hole in the line-up and an awesome team has none.<br /><br />The Jays can not float with their current LF, C, and SS situation. One of these can remain, and if I had to choose it would be the catching. If Zaun/Barajas are our number 9 hitters and the weakest link in the order we are in a position to do some damage. So, in order for this we need to find an improvement in LF and SS. LF is easy, call up Adam Lind and find a lefty masher to platoon him with. I would try to throw a bullpen arm or two at Tampa and see if they are willing to let Johnny Gomes go (he seems out of favour there). If not him, there are a plethora available. So that leaves SS. There are two free agents that I know about coming into next year, Orlando Cabrera and Rafael Furcal. The also happen to play for two teams that have money and seem to have a desire to retain them. I don’t think the Jays will have any luck prying them away. The other option is a trade. Khalil Greene and Bobby Crosby are two guys that can probably be had. I think you have to do it. It is still not ideal but it is an improvement. (The final option is trying to trade Ricky Romero for Troy Tulowitzki -yes, I had to go there). <br /><br />I have been talking about next years team but really, we are almost two months into this year and as Wilner always mentions there is still plenty of ball to be played. Billy Beane once said he uses the first two months to evaluate his team, the next two to fix the deficiencies, and the last two to make a playoff push. If a Blue Jay playoff push is really as simple as calling up Lind, and trying to make a swap for Greene and Gomes, is it not worth a shot?<br /><br />If the Jays don’t improve their SS and LF situations either this year or next they are not going to make the playoffs. I know this is getting ahead of ourselves, but at some point you might have to consider a fire sale. If they were to hold on to Hill, Rios, Marcum and McGowan, - and then trade everyone else of value for young players/prospects, in about three years with Lind, Snider, Cecil, Ahrens, Jackson, Eiland, Arencibia et al ready to join the show the Jays might have a better shot of making the playoffs. The other option is to trade some of those young names mentioned for a real LF and SS. Either way I can live with, but status quo is killing me.<br /><br />To finish, the Jays are not an unlucky team, they are just an average team. Someone very dear to Dr. K once said “When it comes to luck, you make your own.” I fully believe that. Unlucky is having to watch the <a href=http://www.eurovision.tv/splash/index.html> EuroVision </a> song contest with your girlfriend- not once, but both semi's and the finals. Although if all songs were like this gem (that unbelievably came in third!) from 2006 it would not be that bad.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/puka5XaVIyI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/puka5XaVIyI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><p><br />Unfortunately the songs are not all like that. In fact they are mostly shit. 25 shit songs. Yes, that is unlucky. (Although since I'm stuck watching, my money is on France this year. Check out the video for France's entry. It has Johnny Mac like style).<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vz58Hw9hldw&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vz58Hw9hldw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Razzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09290145448748153659noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-84584320440672925822008-05-15T16:35:00.003-04:002008-05-15T16:46:02.649-04:00Of Gameday and Pop-Up SinglesTrying to keep track of games at work is murder. Besides the numerous distractions (work being approximately #18 on that list), I'm forced to follow the game via the tortured play-by-play descriptions on mlb.com's gameday.<br /><br />Try this one out for size and tell me if you have an effin' clue what exactly happened:<br /><br />-------------<br /><br />(Runner on first is Jason Kubel)<br /><br />Justin Morneau singles on a pop up to shortstop Marco Scutaro. Jason Kubel out at home, shortstop Marco Scutaro to catcher Rod Barajas.<br /><br />-------------<br /><br />I've been watching the baseball for a couple of decades now and this sounds like no play I've ever witnessed.<br /><br />(On the plus side, the parade of outs and runners LOB is somehow a bit less painful when I can't actually see what's happening. So I've got that going for me.)Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-14583661188571569462008-05-15T09:45:00.003-04:002008-05-15T10:05:55.179-04:00The Ship RisethThe season is only a quarter of the way through, and I've already given up on this team nine different times. Following this modest win streak, however, we're four games out of first (albeit still in last place). It's incredible, given the absurd "production" of key members of the lineup (Overbay is on pace for four home runs, Hill for eight, and Rios for twelve), poor management, and injuries. But the pitching remains stalwart, and there are other signs of life too. Rolen's return has been huge. He's taken about 75 pitches in the past two games; even when he hasn't hit, he's helped the lineup produce.<br /><br />Are the other teams in the division looking forward to increased production from some of their surprising underachievers? The Yankees and the Rays seem to have their share of players off to slow starts (I'm not looking at the Os, because I'm sure they suck, and will soon fade). The Sox, though, have been lucky so far. Their pitching has been solid (you'd think Dice-K would come back to the pack a little, while Beckett will probably improve), but most of their hitters are exceeding their projections. Check out some of these numbers: Cash .375/.435/.475; Casey .345/.415/.448 (both Cash and Casey are part-timers, obviously); Youkilis .318/.393/.591 and Crisp .315/.340/.472. The team has an .817 OPS on the season. Ortiz is going to hit a lot better than he has, but you have to believe some of these other guys will drop off significantly (even Manny isn't going to give them 160 games at his current level). I don't see the Sox running away from the pack this season. The Yankees and Rays are going to be in it too, but they both have significant holes.<br /><br />There's really no reason why we can't stay in the race in what looks to be a mediocre division. There's hope yet.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-77864656031226504172008-05-09T18:56:00.003-04:002008-05-09T21:59:15.698-04:00What a Mench!Apologies for the worst post title in MOE history.<br /><br />I like the signing, though. Mench is 30, so he probably hasn't fallen off a cliff yet. He hit a tasty .314/.343/.558 in 164 PAs against lefties last season, and has hit lefties at .305/.361/.558 over the past three years. That's a lot better than Jason Michaels, whose name I floated a few days ago. This is exactly the kind of signing we needed. I guaran-damn-tee that a Stairs/Mench platoon is going to be vastly superior to Thomas the rest of this year at DH. Well done, J.P.<br /><br />As for Wilkerson, I'm not so sure. He hasn't hit well since 2004. I don't see him as an upgrade for LF. If this means we cut Stewart when one of the SSs come off the D.L., I'm okay with it, as long as Adam Lind re-enters the equation.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-63957190914153596872008-05-09T08:59:00.002-04:002008-05-09T09:29:44.246-04:00Another hard-luck story<em>"Seems like every time you turn around there's another hard-luck story that you're gonna hear"</em><br /><br />- Bob Dylan<br /><br />As I was trudging home from the Dome in a suicidal funk last night, this line came on my Ipod, and it struck me as an appropriate epitaph to our season thus far. Of course epitaph isn't the right word because we're far from dead (or, in Dylanese, "it's not dark yet ... but it's gettin' there"), but you know what I mean.<br /><br />Last week Razzer or Canate made the point that we seemingly haven't won any of those games that by rights we should lose, whereas we've lost a bunch that by rights we should have won. We're a decent team battling it out with a number of other decent teams for a spot atop the division and a wild-card place. The difference between all these teams at the end of the long slog will likely be based on which teams won more of those games they had no business winning. By this metric, we're a miserable failure.<br /><br />Yesterday's game, of course, managed to fall into both categories at once. Heading to the bottom of 9 down three runs and facing a pitcher with a 0.27 WHIP and 0 runs allowed on the season is not a situation from which you expect to emerge victorious. I turned to my buddy at the start of the half-inning and asked what he thought our percentage chance of winning was. He said 10%. I countered with 5%. But once we rallied quite brilliantly for three runs to tie the game, things looked promising, and when Rios led off the bottom of ten with a triple (!!), surely our odds of victory were the exact mirror image of those above - that is to say, we should win a game from that situation at least 90-95% of the time. Not this time, junior.<br /><br />We need to start winning a few of these, pronto.<br /><br />A couple of thoughts:<br /><br />- Stewart, to nobody's surprise, struck out when a simple fly ball would have won the game in the 10th (so did Stairs, but he's been good enough so far that he deserves a bit of slack). Every time Stewart comes up to bat, we're faced with the reality that Reed Johnson is in Chicago, Adam Lind is in Syracuse, Frank Thomas is in Oakland, Barry Bonds is in purgatory, and we have a massive sink-hole in the 2-spot. I hate the fact that JP is forcing me to resent a guy I used to like quite a bit.<br /><br />- anyone who thinks we'd be a better team without VW (did anyone catch Jamie Campbell the other night, in a fit of overwhelming whiteness, call him "Vee-Double-U" instead of "Vee-Dub"?) is out to lunch.<br /><br />- at the game last night I kept looking at our lineup on the big screen and checking out the OBPs and SLGs by the names. The OBPs, on the whole, are not atrocious. The slugging, on the other hand, is off the charts pathetic. There it was, in stark quantitative ugliness - all we are fucking capable of doing is walking and singling. And you know, if station-to-station is your bread and butter, you'd better get a goddamn hit with runners in scoring position once in a while, or you might end up going 20 straight games without ever scoring 6 runs.<br /><br />- the guys over at <a href="http://drunkjaysfans.blogspot.com/">Drunk Jays Fans</a> had a nice bit the other day <a href="http://drunkjaysfans.blogspot.com/2008/05/shitske-doesnt-understand-why-we-boo.html">discussing the booing of Hinske</a>. They're right, of course, that the booing stems mostly from the fact that the fat bastard sucked like a thousand hoovers, but there's a part of me that always feels guilty booing a guy simply because he sucks. If he tries his best, plays for the team, etc., it's hard to justify the booing (not that it's stopped me in Hinske's case). Ideally, a guy should be booed when he's a massive twat, not a bad player - see, e.g., Vince Carter. Well, good news. I have a story from a reputable source about Hinske, as a Jay, bitching about having to do some charitable appearances and insisting to his teammates that they should be paid for showing up to such events. At this point I don't care a great deal if this story is true (although I believe it is) - I'm just glad I can now boo the uncharitable, cancer-kid-hating, douche with a clear conscience.<br /><br />- congrats to Razzer who, if I'm not mistaken, finished up his last exam yesterday. Raz, hope you enjoyed the giant kick in the nads the Jays got you as a graduation gift.Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-80428988697302640362008-05-07T23:15:00.002-04:002008-05-07T23:20:52.701-04:00Our pitching......is now so absurdly good that I would view failure to make the playoffs as a monumental failing and an epic disappointment.<br /><br />Canate, set me straight. Surely I'm missing something. From where I sit, we could have Johnny Mac batting 1 through 9 and we'd be a .500 team by virtue of eighty-one 1-0 wins. With an average lineup (which I've resigned myself to accepting is what we have), we should win 95 games going away.<br /><br />Is it the Ravenswood talking, or do I have a point?Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-33995796361739250582008-05-07T20:25:00.005-04:002008-05-07T21:03:56.339-04:00Free Adam Lind (Again)What the fuck is J.P. doing? Adam Lind was up here for less than a week before the team sent him back <a href="http://toronto.bluejays.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080507&content_id=2657858&vkey=news_tor&fext=.jsp&c_id=tor">down</a>. 20 PAs, half of them against lefties, tells us nothing about his ability to hit major-league pitching. He hasn't anything left to prove at AAA, and without him we have no viable everyday LF on the roster. The only conceivable excuse is that we needed another infielder with McDonald and Eckstein unavailable, and that Lind will come right back up once one of those guys is DL'd, or Velandia gets sent out again.<br /><br />Even then, this move makes no sense. In the best case, McDonald's going to be out a few days. The difference between McDonald and Velandia is probably very little: the former is probably a little better in the field, the latter a bit better at the dish. So why not just DL McDonald immediately, bring up Velandia, and keep a real bat on the roster?<br /><br />Maybe J.P.'s been blinded by Stewart's recent surge past the .650 OPS mark. So far this year, he's demonstrated that he simply does not understand the concept of the small sample-size.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-15754963482537971642008-05-06T19:52:00.003-04:002008-05-06T20:02:29.947-04:00Toughen Up, A.J.I'm writing this with two outs in the top of the third. By the time you read this, hopefully you'll wonder why I bothered to criticize A.J. after a 28-3 Blue Jay win.<br /><br />The guy has been around too long to go through what he's going through in this here third inning, seemingly on a regular basis.<br /><br />He blew through the first two innings, striking out five of six. Then the #7 hitter leads off the third, bloops a fluke single, and the freakin' wheels fall off. A.J. walks the next guy - the utterly shite and completely non-Overbayesque Gabe Gross - on 4 pitches. Before you can say "Gross is terrible - throw a goddamn strike", three runs are in.<br /><br />With the way our offence is going, we might not overcome a three-run deficit if we're given 81 outs to play with instead of 27.<br /><br />If it's a question of discomfort while pitching from the stretch, then Arnsberg needs to do something about that. If it's a mental thing (more likely), A.J. should be seeing a child psychologist. Christ, I thought A.J. was supposed to benefit from his closeness to the Doc. Well, it looks to me like not an ounce of the Doctor's mental toughness has rubbed off on our problem child.<br /><br />Come on, now. Let's get those runs back. And let's pray the Rays don't get a single baserunner the rest of the way.Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-5348900208928588472008-05-06T12:07:00.002-04:002008-05-06T12:18:25.625-04:00Free TalentThe Indians are <a href="http://www.ohio.com/sports/indians/18680029.html">cutting</a> their right-handed LF Jason Michaels today. Michaels is 32, and off to a terrible start. But over the past three years he's hit .299/.380/.437 against LH pitching. He's also supposed to have a solid glove in the corner. If we had Michaels, we'd have a real platoon option for Lind in LF (Stewart isn't good against LH pitching) and for Stairs at DH.<br /><br />Or if not Michaels, some other free talent. Just sign someone, JP. These guys are out there. We don't even have to cut Stewart: with our deep starting rotation, we can send down one of the pen guys. But we need to close up this hole on offense.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-52390890702159054942008-05-05T23:04:00.002-04:002008-05-05T23:08:08.197-04:00League to Start?Check out League's <a href=http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Brandon%20League&pos=P&sid=t552&t=p_pbp&pid=434181> innings pitched</a> since being sent down.<br /><br />His outings have been 1.1IP, 1IP, 2IP, 3IP and 3.1 IP, in that order.<br /><br />It looks like they are stretching him out, something advocated by the likes of Razzer and Canate for a few years now.<br /><br />That, combined with Eckstein batting 9th and being replaced by McDonald in the 9th, as well as the awesomeness of our pitching has me very, very happy.Razzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09290145448748153659noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-58731831791757950982008-05-05T09:36:00.008-04:002008-05-05T12:23:11.522-04:00Better DaysFor some reason the compulsion to post is far greater when things are bad than when they're good, but we'd be remiss if we failed to take note of what's been a pretty good Lazarus act by the Jays these past few days. I feel like we're back on track, and I can state with 100% certainty that we won't see another 6-game losing streak this year, but will definitely see a 6-game-plus win streak.<br /><div></div><div></div><div></div><div></div><div>Obviously the offence still is nowhere near where it should be, but positive signs abound: </div><br /><div></div><div>VW seems to have relocated his stroke, and Stairs and Rolen continue to look good, which gives us a solid (and interchangeable) 3-4-5 at last.</div><br /><div></div><div>I've never been a huge fan of Rios at leadoff - I still think he's our ideal #3 hitter - but he seems comfortable there and has been the catalyst to a number of rallies. (I should note that one walk in ten games isn't exactly ideal, but we'll let that pass for now)</div><br /><div></div><div>We "manufactured" a run yesterday! Seriously. Stairs doubled, followed by VW intelligently grounding out to the right side once the count got to two strikes, followed by Lyle hitting a deep sac fly. The crowd let out an audible collective sigh of relief at the sight of three consecutive hitters doing their job.</div><br /><div></div><div>Shaun Marcum is a golden god.</div><br /><div></div><div>Richie Cunningham's grip on the 5th starter role no longer seems so tenuous to me. Winning a couple and actually pitching deep into the game will do that.</div><br /><div></div><div>Jesse Carlson is developing into a real find for our bullpen. I loved Gibby's willingness to go to him in the 8th yesterday. I can only imagine the tension on the bench at the thought of taking the ball out of Doc's hands with a one-run lead - the idea of blowing another game for him must have seriously tightened some sphincters. I don't think we need three lefty specialists (plus BJ) in the 'pen over the long haul, so I'm not quite sure what the future holds in this regard, but if someone has to be shipped out at some point, I hope it's not Carlson. Frankly I wouldn't be at all unhappy to see Downs writing his kids' initials in some other team's mound.</div><br /><div></div><div>Any negatives in the four-game win streak? Yeah, one little one. For some reason Gibby insists on putting Eckstein in the 2-hole to kill rallies, and at SS to make errors and put our starters' brilliant outings at risk. If this persists, I foresee this headline in a T.O. paper some time between now and September:</div><br /><div></div><div><a href="http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/2007/06/14/midget_murds.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/2007/06/14/midget_murds.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><br /><div></div><div><a href="http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/2007/06/14/midget_murds.jpg"></a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/2007/06/14/midget_murds.jpg"></a></div>Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-55481624288941915822008-05-02T12:16:00.003-04:002008-05-02T13:55:35.338-04:00Offensive1, 4, 3, 3, 4, 1, 5, 0, 1, 3.<br /><br />That's the number of runs we've scored over the past ten games. A total of 25 runs: 2.5 per game! Alex Rios and Lyle Overbay have OBPs near .400, and Stairs and Rolen are off to hot starts. Everyone else stinks. Most worrying is our utter lack of power (and that applies to Rios, Overbay and Stairs too). I'm not sure there's a more frustrating offensive recipe than combining a decent base presence with a complete absence of extra-base hits. When Aaron Hill is driving the ball better than Vernon Wells, we have a serious problem. Part of our futility can be ascribed to bad luck with men on base, but not all of it. I'm not sure that our offensive ceiling was ever as high as I'd hoped. Take a look at the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batting?team=tor">numbers</a>: is there anyone, other than Lind, who you're willing to bet will significantly improve?<br /><br />The lineup obviously looks better with Rolen and Lind than it did a week ago, but we still need another bat. I don't ever want to see Marco Scutaro start at 1B again.<br /><br />If only we had Troy Tulowitzki. Oh wait, he's hitting .156/.226/.238 in 114 PAs, and is <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3377443">out</a> until the All-Star break.Portnoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07433155476563596751noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-79201878800024967672008-04-30T22:41:00.003-04:002008-04-30T23:09:40.589-04:00Are You There, God? It's Me, Dr. KListen, God. What the hell, dude? I don't know what you think we did to deserve this, but I'm crying uncle here. Are you pissed that I read <span style="font-style: italic;">The God Delusion</span> and found it utterly convincing? Are you worried that the consistent success of all our major sports franchises will spoil us, so you feel the need to cut us down a notch or two? Whatever it is, we've clearly become the Job of large urban municipalities, and it sucks. You damn you, man, give it a rest.<br /><br />Last night hurt more than almost any game in recent memory. And then tonight, as if to mock our pain, we were sucker-punched with a carbon copy of last night's game, only with a final cruel twist of the knife at the death. Utterly brutal. Dustin out-doctored the Doctor, and it wasn't enough. VW was given an opportunity to atone for last night's bobble, he took his chance at redemption with aplomb, and it wasn't enough. Rolen came through with another big double and a defensive play that gave us a glimpse into his renowned defensive bag of tricks, and it wasn't enough. Eckstein lined a ball off a little Bostonian's face, and even that wasn't enough.<br /><br />This is exhausting, draining, and must be unhealthy.<br /><br />In the interest of self-preservation, I'll end with one big positive thought, which a small part of me actually believes:<br /><br />THINGS WILL GET BETTER.<br /><br />I mean it. The great pitching is here to stay, the terrible offence is not. Last week we put out a lineup featuring Rod Barajas in the 6 spot. Tonight we had Adam Lind batting eighth. The improvement, at least on paper, is dramatic. We also hit a number of balls hard tonight, but apparently every Red Sock is an illegitimate son of Brooks Robinson. One of these days, hopefully before September 30, the hits will start falling in and we'll be fine. The Yankees, Tigers, and Indians are all off to mediocre starts, so we're not far behind the teams I consider our main competition for the wild card.<br /><br />All in all, the state of the franchise on April 30, 2008 is troubled. But it's not hopeless, even if that bastard God clearly has it in for us. Let's not wave the white flag just yet.Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-44331078130091365112008-04-30T10:50:00.003-04:002008-04-30T11:01:54.515-04:00Angry Ramblings From My Angry BrotherMy brother and I don't see eye to eye on all things baseball (or all things, generally), but we've suffered through the lean years together and we can share our frustrations with each other. So even though I'm more likely to blame our failures on Eckstein and Zaun, while he'll focus on VW (come to think of it, maybe he should be Canate's brother), at root we feel the same passion and the same anger.<br /><br />This is a sampling of the emails I've received over the past couple of weeks (and if anyone has the Kids Help Line number handy, please feel free to send it along):<br /><br /><em>What a sad and pathetic display of gutlessness this week. Go Hinske.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>I just don't know what to think anymore. Harry Leroy below 500, Hinske knocking them in......what the fucking fuck. Seriously.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>I’m also flat out depressed about this f*cking team. I can’t believe how quickly they can crush that wonderful early-season optimism. That Red Sox series seems so long ago now…</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>I just can’t f*cking stand Ricciardi.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em>My jury was out on Ricciardi’s decision until now. I’m ready to officially proclaim it another boneheaded move.</em><br /><em></em><br />He's now sent me a "guest post" that I'm quite happy to post, because for the most part I agree with what he says, and it spares me from having to relive last night's nightmare. Here it is - enjoy:<br /><br /><em>Trade Doc.<br /></em><br /><em>There, I said it. Like the proverbial father in a dirt-poor, no-chance town, I’m ready to reluctantly cast away my beloved gifted son. It’s for his own good, I’m sure of it.<br /></em><br /><em>Okay maybe there is no such proverb and god knows I have no gifted children, but my point remains. I cannot stand to see our stalwart leader beaten like this, time and time again, by his increasingly worthless and desperately pathetic teammates. No Blue Jay pitcher has lost three consecutive complete games since Jim Motherfucking Clancy did it in 1980. Quite the honour our boys have given their Doc.<br /></em><br /><em>The Red Sox didn’t beat Halladay last night. Eight weak and overpaid men (I’ll excuse Scott Rolen from this one) cashing Rogers cheques did. Our newly minted mega-millionaire striking out with a man on in the 6th did. A bush league manager who doesn’t know what a bunt or a manufactured run is did (with apologies to actual bush league, bunt-loving, run-manufacturing managers across the continent). A midget who weakly grounded into an inning ending double play did. And the most overpaid baseball player in the history of time did. A once “gold glove” centre fielder who now approaches the ball much like the lumbering, weak kneed Red Sox DH who cashed in the winning run. To those who’ll point to his near-decapitation (oh for another couple of degrees to the left) of the idiot jig-master on the mound as evidence of his doing something worthwhile, I’m looking at the big picture here okay? I’m so fucking sick of this guy. You want him Texas? He’s all yours. Come on Hicks, think of all the money you saved when A-Rod went to New York! We’ll even pay much of the freight (See Mr. F. Thomas for details).<br /></em><br /><em>I give Rolen three more weeks before he goes all Hillenbrand and starts writing motivational messages on the clubhouse board. JP will passionately deny the accusations (before shipping out the latest “clubhouse cancer”), Gibbons will mutter something incomprehensible, most of the players will say something diplomatic and Vernon will shrug silently. </em><br /><em></em><br /><em>God bless you Harry Leroy the Third. We don’t deserve you.</em><br /><em></em><br /><em></em>Dr. Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06007377499705079854noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1465180488770795433.post-43554033429338103992008-04-28T16:25:00.001-04:002008-04-28T16:27:34.152-04:00Strike FreeBecause the Jays managed to meet the demands of Portnoy and Razzer (when they called up Adam Lind) the strike is officially over. But much like the ‘94 strike, there are some long-term ramifications. I can only speak for myself but I can honestly say I didn’t miss them that much. I was busy Saturday watching the Raptors and Habs find ways to lose home games they could have won so maybe that has a little bit to do with it. Still, I kind of enjoyed not caring that they apparently blew another winnable game on Saturday. <br /><br />On the whole I hate bandwagon jumpers. I have been a Jays’ fan through thick and thin (mostly thin lately). I have seen the collapses (or “the collapse” as nothing comes close to ’87). I enjoyed the victories, the ’89 comeback, the almost comeback in ’90 (Brunansky never caught that ball!), getting to the play-offs in ’91, the faux-tomahawk chop and “Maldonado’s throw over everything” in ’92, and of course the “93-peet”. While I was there for the good I was also there trying to rationalize the John Olerud –Robert Person trade and the Pittsburg theft that brought us Orlando Merced. I have been exciting by a meaningless Jose Cruz jr. homerun in August of ’99 and put my faith blindly into the Buck Martinez era. All the while feeling resentment and anger towards those Johnny come lately fans who think talking Blue Jay baseball is repeating everything they read in the morning paper (and they are the reason Dick Griffin has a job). <br /><br />But something funny happened on my one-day strike. I suddenly gained a little bit of understanding for the fair weather fan. There is much more to life than sports, but watching the majority of 162 baseball games, not to mention the hockey, basketball, football, futbol, etc, makes sports your life. And when your mood is dictated on whether or not your team won or lost there is something wrong. (Thank god I’m not a leaf fan) On the whole, life would probably be much more productive by not hanging on to every move your team makes. But on the other hand, not being a fan would have robbed me of some of the happiest moments of my life- the back to backs in 92-93, the Habs winning in 93, Team Canada Olympic gold in 2002. <br /><br />For the bandwagon jumper these moments are also very exciting. They can not be as exciting because they didn’t live through every moment leading up to the victory, but they are still very exciting. Does the difference in excitement make up for the extra hours of dedication? I’m not sure. The sad part is I probably will never know. I am in too deep now, stuck in a place where I won’t be able to step away. And since I’m in that place, I ask that the Jays do me a favour. Please make the last 20 something years of stupid devotion pay off with a play-off berth. You know I deserve it.Razzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09290145448748153659noreply@blogger.com3