Razzer's back, Poll closes, Jays a .500 team

I apologizes for being in Cuba the last week and leaving the site in the hands of my fellow hacks. One fucking week gone and the site becomes a soccer/cricket blog. Anyway Cuba was fun, especially because I never heard "La atención, el presidente es muerta." And, believe it or not, I had access to ESPN so I didn’t have to wait until I got home to see the Jays blow a 4 run lead in the 9th against the Yanks. How many times has Roy Halladay, who should demand a trade, been screwed out of a win this year?
I was without internet so I didn’t get to live the drama of Mobey Dick’s late charge to displace Dick Cheney in MOE’s first ever Poll. The end result, Cheney is the Biggest Dick and has now been moved onto our Waste of DNA list. As a result, our good friend Dick Griffin must be taken off the list. But it was impossible to just have him off altogether, so it inspired us to make a new list. Dick Griffin is our first member of “The Potential Misuse of Sperm” list.

Jays spilt a four gamer with the Yankees, might finish above .500.

OFFICIAL "POTENTIAL MISUSE OF SPERM" LIST

RICHARD GRIFFIN


EYEBROWS ELLSBURY


MICKEY BRANTLEY


STEVE SIMMONS




OFFICIAL “WASTE OF DNA” LIST


DICK CHENEY


JOEY HAMILTON


ERIK HANSON


SHEA HILLENBRAND


BRETT MYERS (seen here in court after beating his wife)