Trying to keep track of games at work is murder. Besides the numerous distractions (work being approximately #18 on that list), I'm forced to follow the game via the tortured play-by-play descriptions on mlb.com's gameday.
Try this one out for size and tell me if you have an effin' clue what exactly happened:
(Runner on first is Jason Kubel)
Justin Morneau singles on a pop up to shortstop Marco Scutaro. Jason Kubel out at home, shortstop Marco Scutaro to catcher Rod Barajas.
I've been watching the baseball for a couple of decades now and this sounds like no play I've ever witnessed.
(On the plus side, the parade of outs and runners LOB is somehow a bit less painful when I can't actually see what's happening. So I've got that going for me.)